Il testo della Security joan

Well i guess i needed a miracle
If i was gonna make my flight
I had to get to gate c13
And it was still way out of sight
Something in my carry on bag
Tipped off the x-ray machine
'cause then an angel straight from heaven
Asked me to 'step behind that screen'
And when i felt the wand sweep over me
You know i never felt so clean

Well you won't find my name on your list
Honey you know i ain't no terrorist
Confiscate my shoes, my cellphone
You know i love you,
Security joan

I hung out at the starbucks
'til just around boarding time
Then i strolled on back to the checkpoint
Just one thing on my mind
She flashed that crooked smile and said
'well i believe you missed your flight'.
I said 'there's been a minor change of plan,
And i'll be stayin' for one more night'.
I could tell from the way she looked at me
Everything was gonna be all right

Well you won't find.....etc.

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