Il testo della Master ringo

Dear pfiq,
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, pfiq, i have received many letters.
I'm glad i'm retired so i have plenty of time to answer all.
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings
(mumble)
By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring.
Now, air can get through.
(laughs)

(fz: can you stand like that?
Hermann: maybe i should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . .
Fz: just . . . just say "now, air can get through")

Now, air can get through.
Don't ever quit putting out pfiq, as it is most enjoy-able.
I have them all
And go over them many times.
You never heard anymore of carl... carol, issue n... number 14, i believe?
Keep up the great work. i don't know what to pierce next.

P.s. do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful.
(oohh!)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!
But i didn't want the artist to stop.

Master ringo
1970-wim