Il testo della Stalfonzo s pancake breakfast

Yes indeed, here we are!
At saint alfonzo's pancake breakfast
Where i stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the bingo cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At saint alfonzo's pancake breakfast
(hah! good god! get off the bus!)
Where i stole the mar-juh-reen . . .

Saint alfonzo
Saint alfonzo
Saint alfonzo
Saint alfonzo
Ooo-ooo-wah . . .