Il testo della How long has this been going on

As a tot, when i trotted in little velvet panties,
I was kissed by my sisters, my cousins, and my aunties.
Sad to tell, it was hell, an inferno worse than dante's.

So my dear i swore,
"never, never more!"
On my list, i insisted that kissing must be crossed out.
Now, i find i was blind, and oh my!
How i lost out!

I could cry salty tears,
Where have i been all these years?
Little wow, tell me now,
How long has this been going on?

There were chills up my spine,
And some thrills i can't define.
Listen, sweet, i repeat,
How long has this been going on?

Oh, i feel that i could melt,

Into heaven i'm hurled!
I know how columbus felt,
Finding another world.

Kiss me once, then once more.
What a dunce i was before.
What a break!
For heaven's sake!
How long has this been going on?

Dear, when in your arms i creep,
That divine rendezvous,
Don't wake me, if i'm asleep,
Let me dream that it's true!

Kiss me twice, then once more.
That makes thrice, let's make it four!
What a break!
For heaven's sake!
How long has this been going on?
How long has this, been going on?