Il testo della Love for sale

well i woke up this morning
I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been
Kicked in the head
Checked out my mail
There was letter that read

Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone
I called everyone i could
I let my fingers do the walking
Through the telephone book
You can't catch a fish
If you ain't got the hook

Love for sale, love for sale

Send up a signal
Throw me a line
Somebody explain "this funny valentine"
It might not be legal
But it sure ain't a crime
I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called lt. columbo from my tv set
I've tried the dating game
I haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that she's looking like a penthouse

Love for sale, love for sale

We've been living together
3 years, 2 hours, 20 minutes
Maybe four houndred beers
You can't shop for love when
You're shopping at sears

Love for sale, love for sale

I guess i've learnt my lesson
It was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where i forgot it would be

Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale, love for sale