Il testo della Shaven haven

Lk: yo, kunt and the gang, trim it up one time!!'

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it...

I'm tired of when i'm licking out a lady's underneath
Of always getting curly pubic hairs stuck in my teeth
I want a girl who's crack is a bit more like kojak
It's a shaven haven that i am craving

And every time i'm going down on a lady's bush
I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts that tickle round my mush
I want a girl who's minge is like duncan goodhew's fringe
It's a shaven haven that i am craving
(it's a shaven haven that he is craving)

Well, it's a shaven haven that i am craving
Over hairy beavers i'm a-fed up slaving
For a baldy ding dong i myself am saving

It's a shaven haven that i am craving
(it's a shaven haven that he is craving)

So if i'm being cunnilingual with a lady's quim
I'd hope she'd have the decency to give her chuff a trim
I want a girl who's biff doesn't look like robert smith
It's a shaven haven that i am craving

And if i'm performing oral on a lady's slit
The last thing that i want is brian may around her clit
I want a girl who's crevice doesn't look like dave lee travis
It's a shaven haven that i am craving
(it's a shaven haven that he is craving)

Well, it's a shaven haven that i am craving
Over hairy beavers i'm a-fed up slaving
For a baldy ding dong i myself am saving
It's a shaven haven that i am craving
(it's a shaven haven that he is craving)

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it...