Il testo della Do you hear what i hear
Larry The Cable Guy
Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum.
Silent farts
Deadly farts
All was calm
Not fer long
Oh come on illegal foreigners
Come and get dem green cards
And learn some damn english
And den how to drive
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
So i dont have to hear her
Bitch
Blue balls
Blue balls
Its dollar night at the titty club
See them dance, on my pants
Soon it will be bathroom time
You better watch out, i think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin aint right
Janet reno's comin to town
Donny the retard had an eight pound water head
He was five-foot three
And he said to me
My name's donny
The first queer santa claus
Wore red-leather chaps
And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back
I pissed my pants
The toilet was just too far
I drunk too much damn beer
I tried to hold it in
But my bladder just gave in
And i pissed right through my drawers
Right through my wrangler drawers
I pissed, i pissed my wrangler drawers
Git r dun everybody! thanks a lot! come back and see me again thank you!
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