Il testo della Holy bison beaks!

Well, i thought i'd write a little song
So i wrote a little song
Then i tried to write some lyrics
But i didn't last too long
So i figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff
And i decided to keep on singing
Until i had enough, but then i realized

This song needs a hook
An ironic little
Self refrential
Catchy freakin' hook
So i made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook
An ironic little
Self refrential hook
And guitar solo

(bad guitar solo)

Whoops, hang on, i have to tune this...... ok.

(awesome midi guitar solo)

Ugh, stop that. all right, uh...
Oh, i know, let's do the, um, the bridge. bri-- yeah, bridge. ok?
Ok? anyone? hello?

Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.

Baby, baby, tell me why
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it
It doesn't have a guard rail
It doesn't even hold many cows.....

This song is sort of caving in on itself
And so it's going to end right now

Right now

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... jinx!"