Il testo della Lucy lastic

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs,
One is death and the other's a nurse,
Well lucy's old and they say she's passed it,
But i gave her one and her tits were that big,
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic,
And that i never touched her,
That's just bagshit.
Lucy lastic, we shagged everywhere,
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs,
Did you fuck? you're making it up.
Well i got a red pint round the back of our house,
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up lucy lastic,
The russians are coming, this is drastic.
So i closed the curtains and i sat on her belly,
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly.
Lucy lastic's got a great back,
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack.
Was there fuck, you're making it up.
Lucy lastic we shagged in a skip.
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits.
We did it in a snowdrift in wilderclough,
But lucy lastic was loose enough,
Lucy lastic were loose enough,
Lucy lastic were loose enough,
Lucy lastic were loose enough.