Il testo della The at&t song

So i switched over to the other guys after i saw their ads
Y'know, i use the phone a lot for my home business
And i wanna get the best deal i can
So i opened up the phone bill ...
I swear to god i thought it was a typo
I mean, where are the big savings???

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free

I had some problems with my bill
So i called up them up
I wanted to ask them some questions
Y'know, talk about my bill
They put me on hold
I couldn't even talk to a person
I mean who has time for this?

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free

So i was changing this light bulb
And the phone rings
Down the ladder i come
And they ask me if i want to switch phone companies
Promise me big savings
I asked them hey can you put it in writing?
And they wouldn't
Why would i change from at&t?

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free

So i hooked up with the other guys
But it just wasn't the same quality as i was used to
Y'know, with at&t
But i thought it would be too expensive to switch back
Then i found it it doesn't cost anything
Now i'm sorry i ever left

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free

I dialed phoenix and i kept getting fiji
Sooganakapeeci!
What?
So i dialed again.
Sooganakapeeci!
So i called the operator and tried to get credit for the call.
I'm sorry sir, you're not dealing with at&t
Well i am now!

If you come back now, we'll switch you for free