Il testo della Man or muppet

I reflect on my reflection
And i ask myself the question
What's the right direction to go
I don't know.
Am i a man or am i a muppet?
(am i a muppet?)
If i'm a muppet then i'm a very manly muppet.
(a very manly muppet)
Am i a muppet (muppet) or am i a man? (am i a man?)
If i'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man.
(a muppet of a man)
I look into these eyes
And i don't recognize
The one i see inside.
It's time for me to decide:
Am i a man or am i a muppet?
(am i a muppet?)
If i'm a muppet, well i'm a very manly muppet.
(a very manly muppet)
Am i a muppet (muppet) or am i a man? (am i a man?)
If i'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man.
(a muppet of a man)
Here i go again
I'm always running out of time
I think i've made up my mind
Now i understand, who i am:
I'm a man!
I'm a muppet!
I'm a muppet of a man,
I'm a very manly muppet!
I'm a muppety man!
That's what i am.