Il testo della Real late starter

I woke up late today,
Actually i do that everyday.
Got no place to be seen, i'm not part of a scene,
I'm a gen-ious loser.

Keeping council with my own opinion,
President of the state that i'm in.
Should i just stay in bed? should i live in my head?
Oh god, so many questions to ask.

Oh, you could call me lazy,
I think of it as taking my time.
'couse i don't wanna do what i don't wanna do,
I'm a queen refusnik.

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But oh my god, if i was somebody, i'd be doing it all just fine,
But i'm a real late starter, so i'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if i was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now,
But i'm so polite, i do it all of the time, i missed my calling in life - oh well.

Day by day i wonder,
If i would be torn assunder
By these things that i know, that nobody else knows,
Or maybe it's the drinking?

Kids, we should console the bible,
Everybody needs a sign, oh.
Bless the birds, and the bees, the flowers and trees,
And blessed be the slacker.

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And oh my god, if i was somebody, i'd be doing it all just fine,
But i'm a real late starter, so i'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if i was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now,
But i'm so polite, i do that all of the time, i missed my calling in life.

You must be having a laugh.
Oh god, you're having a laugh.

No point of worrying
If my day's a disaster.
Inside my little head
I'm happy ever after, yes i am.

(chorus)
Oh my god, if i was somebody, i'd be doing it all just fine,
But i'm a real late starter, so i'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if i was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now,
But i'm so polite, i missed my calling in life.

(chorus)
Oh my god, if i was somebody, i'd be doing it all just fine,
But i'm a real late starter, so i'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if i was somebody, you'd be kissing my ass right now,
But i'm so polite, i do this all of the time, i missed my calling in life, oh, what am i like?

Yeah, well.