Il testo della War on errorism commercial

("american errorist (i hate hate haters)" plays)
El hefe: gabba gabba hey, punk rock fans! this is el hefe of nofx, and i'm here to tell you about our brand new album: the war on errorism! it's got 14 rockin' new songs, like this one:
("separation of church and skate" plays)
But wait: there's more!
("13 stitches" plays)
But wait: there's still more!
("decom-poseur" plays)
There's still, still more!
("jaw, knee, music" plays)
Fat mike: dude ... that one didn't make the record.
El hefe: oh. well, how about this one:
("glass war" plays)
Fat mike: that one didn't make the record, either.
El hefe: what about the classic "one way ticket to fuckneckville?"
("one way ticket to fuckneckville" plays)
Fat mike: dude ... we're saving that one for punk-o-rama 28.
El hefe: well, what about the one where i play the guitar lead?
("she's nubs" plays)
And don't miss special guest vocalist, eric melvin!
Eric melvin: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
El hefe: once again, that's:
Eric melvin: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
("american errorist (i hate hate haters)" plays)
El hefe: well, there you go, punk rock fans. don't forget to go out and get the new nofx album, the war on errorism, at an independent record store near you.