Il testo della Goodness gracious me

Her: oh doctor, i'm in trouble.
Him: well, goodness gracious me.
Her: for every time a certain man
Is standing next to me.
Him: mmm?
Her: a flush comes to my face
And my pulse begins to race,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: oh!
Her: boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: well, goodness gracious me.
Him: how often does this happen?
When did the trouble start?
You see, my stethoscope is bobbing
To the throbbing of your heart.
Her: what kind of man is he
To create this allergy?
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: oh!
Her: boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: well, goodness gracious me.
Him: from new delhi to darjeeling
I have done my share of healing,
And i've never yet been beaten or outboxed,
I remember that with one jab
Of my needle in the punjab
How i cleared up beriberi
And the dreaded dysentery,
But your complaint has got me really foxed.
Her: oh.
Her: oh doctor, touch my fingers.
Him: well, goodness gracious me.
Her: you may be very clever
But however, can't you see,
My heart beats much too much
At a certain tender touch,
It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom,
Him: i like it!
Her: boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Him: well, goodness gracious me.
Him: can i see your tongue?
Her: aaah.
Him: nothing the matter with it, put it away please.
Her: maybe it's my back.
Him: maybe it is.
Her: shall i lie down?
Him: yes.
Her: ahhh...
Him: my initial diagnosis
Rules out measles and thrombosis,
Sleeping sickness and, as far as i can tell,
Influenza, inflammation,
Whooping cough and night starvation,
And you'll be so glad to hear
That both your eyeballs are so clear
That i can positively swear that you are well,
Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja.
Her: put two and two together,
Him: four,
Her: if you have eyes to see,
The face that makes my pulses race
Is right in front of me.
Him: oh, there is nothing i can do
For my heart is jumping too.
Both: oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom
Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom
Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom,
Her: goodness gracious,
Him: how audacious!
Her: goodness gracious,
Him: how flirtatious!
Her: goodness gracious,
Him: it is me.
Her: it is you?
Him: ah, i'm sorry, it is us.
Both: ahhh!