Il testo della Dragnet

How long has it been since i've been on a real date?
If this continues i may never find a mate
Well i'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong
All i want's a date with you
That's why i took the time to write this song

Life is a blast and i am really having fun
But things are always better when there's two instead of one
I know god has a plan, his timing's never late
But until he brings a girl along i guess that i'll just have to wait

(chorus:)
So come into my house
And sit down on my couch
My couch is made of orange vinyl
Why don't you stay a while?
I like to see you smile

I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true
They say you should sit back and let the women come to you
I'm on the lookout but i haven't found her yet
I'm an only lonely romeo and i can't find my juliet

That's not the way this story ends
This song is mostly just a joke
I'll watch the want ads on tv
I'll find a girl that's right for me
I'll find a girl for me

(chorus)

But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid
Just be forewanrned that these are traits that i try to avoid
If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too
If you've got money in the bank
Hey baby, i'm the man for you

(chorus)