Il testo della The dane song

He's a friend you can depend on for a smile,
Everyday or even just once in a while.
The man, we sung about in the van.
All the girls agree that he is pretty sweet.
Got a ticket once for pissing in the street,
But he just really needed to pee.

If i could i would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity...or at least he is to me.

He wore a megadeth shirt, he went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car
I met him in the sixth grade, in webster i was afraid,
Cause once he said to me "run" and when i started running he shot me with a bb gun.

He's my only friend that i am taller than.
Yet everyday he takes a flinstone's vitamin,
He says, his favorite ones are the red.
He's a friend and a musician and a ref,
Listens to heavy music loud and one day he'll be deaf,
Oh well....he won't need hearing in hell.

If i could i would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity...or at least he is to me.

He wore a megadeth shirt, he went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car.
I met him in the sixth grade, in webster i was afraid,
Cause once he said to me "run" and when i started running he shot me with a bb gun.

If i could i would take his face and make it famous,
He's a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free.
He's a friend like a friend should be.

Plays bass in a band and he hangs out with the shrimpman,
Drinks until he's silly every single friday at tequila willie's.
If you're looking for a good time you can find him online.
Ask me for his screen name.
And so ends my shout out to my very good friend dane.