Il testo della Womb envy

When i was a youngster
Playing house was all the rage
And i always played the mommy
And they all thought it was just a stage
But as i grew older
Still i wished to be a lady
Not so i could have a man
But so i could have a baby!
Chorus:
Womb envy
I know it's kinda strange
Womb envy
But please let me explain
Womb envy
I know it's kinda crazy
I got womb envy
I wanna have a baby
Now i like my equpiment
I wouldn't trade it for the world
But i might trade it for nine months
If i could only be a girl
I don't wanna wear a dress
Or be somebody's wife
I just wanna have a chance
To feel the miracle of life!
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I'd do it naturally
No playtex formulas for me
I'd study lamaze and read dr. spock
If i could just be blessed with pregnancy
Well maybe someday science
Will make it a reality
If it's been done in test tubes
Then why not inside of me?
I'm every bit as loving
And gentle as can be
Lord, give me a chance to prove
My maternity!
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