Il testo della Sloppy jalopy

They call me sloppy jalopy
I got a whole lot in my head
I never get up early, baby
Just to get out of bed

I eat the jalapeno, yes i do
And then i take
A creamy, dreamy
Hot stinky poo

They call me sloppy jalopy
I eat ice-cream with my honey
She makes me laugh sometimes
Because you know she's so funny

They call me sloppy jalopy
I've got the barbecued buns
Because i wear no panties
When i back in the sun

I pick my nose clean, baby
Roll the boogers in a ball
And i flick them at people
When i go to the mall

I got a big pair of shorts
And they're cut off way below the knees
I keep my pockets filled up
With macaroni and cheese

I watch the larry king
So i can fall right to sleep
My girlfriends got taste because
She thinks i'm a creep

I don't watch the news
Because i can't stand the sports
And my favorite companions
Are usually sold in cold quarts

I don't take no showers
'cause i'm a natural dude
But i do change my mind
Because i hate to be rude

I love to do the lambada
But i don't do it very well
And my hair's always perfect
Because i use the styling gel