Il testo della Mcdonalds

I had an accident, which i won't explain
I slept for nineteen years in a storm water drain
To when i awoke it was two-thousand and ten
I was feeling rather peckish when i woke up and then

I went in search for my favourite place
I was really looking forward to the 'good times, great taste,'
Yes, i went to mcdonald's looking for some fries
When i walked in the store and to my surprise
All the people in there had bloodshot eyes
And track-marks on their arms and thighs

I looked at the menu-board above my head
I turned to this creep and i said,

'i'll have a big smack and a quarter ouncer
A diet cocaine and hash browns to go
I'll have an ecstasy shake and an acid fudge sundae'
'will you be shooting up here
Or tripping away, man?'

I woke up and found it was only a dream
I crawled out of the drain and i started to scream
Because across the street was a mcdonald's store
I wondered inside, but it was worse that before
Because the people in the all had tie-dyed jeans
And long hair and guitars and you know what that means

I looked up at the menu-board above my head
I turned to this dude and i said,

'i'll have a big mclentil and a quarter beaner
A tofu mcshake and mcchickpeas
I'd like some buckwheat fries and a seaweed pie.'
And if i ate all of that i'd probably fart till i die.