Il testo della Swiss army girl

My girl's all a man could want, there ain't no doubt about her
I got a girl and yes indeed-
She's got everything i need.
You know i tried the rest, and then i built the best.
I built myself a fine machine-
She does more than cook and clean.
I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady
My swiss army girl.
I'm a scientific genius and here's my story,
It all came together in my laboratory.
I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife,
Then i got this idea from my pocket knife.
Now you can call me crazy, dr. frankenstien,
But i built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.
She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my swiss army girl.
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my swiss army girl.
Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, i'm no fool,
Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool.
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs,
She canges into many things with lightning speed.
Now you can call me crazy, dr. frankenstien,
But i built myself a girl and she's mine all mine.
My girl's all a man could wish-
She can even scale a fish.
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a soloflex and so much more.
You know i tried the rest, and then i built the best.
Swiss army girl for me not you-yodel-odel-a-hee-hoo!
She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my swiss army girl.
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my swiss army girl.