Il testo della Cowboy x

Voice: in the early days of the west, the peaceful town of sniddler's gulch was threatened by one of the meanest desparados of all time, cowboy x, a man who left his mark everywhere!
(cowboy x comes riding into town with a branding iron in one hand marked with the letter x.)
Frightened looking man: it's cowboy x!
Cowboy x: letter x! letter x! yipee!!! (he stamps an x)
Voice: cowboy x left x's everywhere - on the houses, on the streets, in the schoolhouse, x's on the horses, x's on the town hall, even on the good citizens of sniddler's gulch themselves!
Cowboy x: (in the distance) x! x! yipeeee!
(rides off, leaving a trail of x's)
Voice: the citizens finally decided that cowboy x had to be stopped.
(crowd noises)
Man 1: throw him in jail!
Man 2: run him out of town!
Little boy: (crowd dies down) wait, what if we just ask cowboy x to please stop marking up our town with x's?
Man 3: the kid's got an idea!
Man 4: it's so crazy it might work.
Woman: here comes cowboy x now.
Cowboy x: x! woohoo! x! yiiiiiipee -- x!
(cowboy x screeches his horse to a halt and stamps an x on the boy's hat.)
Little boy: cowboy x, would you please stop marking x's all over our town?
Cowboy x: why, sure ah'll stop! (laughs)
Town: aaaaahhhhh!
Cowboy x: from now on, ah'll be known as cowboy o! (horse neighs) yiiiipeeeee!!!
(rides off, leaving o's all over the place.)
Voice: and the citizens of sniddler's gulch lived happily ever, because they really weren't very smart!