Il testo della Ernie writes another story

Ernie is at the typewriter, pecking away. suddenly--
Ernie: "it's done! it's done! hey bert--it's done!"
Bert: "what? what's done?"
Ernie: "my story--greatest short story in the whole wide world, it's done. greatest story in the world, wait'll you hear it."
Bert: (groan) "go ahead."
Ernie: "a........b, c.......d......"
Bert: "ernie....."
Ernie: "e, f,.....g...."
Bert: "ernie, that's the alphabet!"
Ernie: "now comes the sad part. (begins to cry) "h...i, j, k....." "
Bert: "ernie......"
Ernie: ".......l, m, n, o...................p"
Bert: "oh, ernie!" (shaking his head)
Ernie: "now comes the action part! (reads excitedly) "q! r, s! t! u, v!" "
Bert just groans
Ernie: "here comes the wind-up--"w, x, y--" "
Suddenly ernie begins to roll up the paper. berts turns to him.
Bert: "well?"
Ernie: "well what?"
Bert: "well go on, finish it. you went, "t, u, v, w, x, y," and then you stopped. go on, finish the story."
Ernie: "and tell you how it ends? then you'll never want to read it for yourself!"
(laughs and goes off)
Bert: "sighhhhhhhhhhhh......"