Il testo della Subway

Old lady: excuse me.

Hip dude: watch it, lady!

Old lady: pardon me, sonny!

(music plays a little louder now as he sings to the camera)

Hip dude: down below the street
Can you dig the steady beat?
It's the subway

All: subway!

Bert: moving right along
Hear the rhythm loud and strong
It's the subway

All: subway!

Man with mustache: 'cause there isn't any room in this town

Prairie dawn: they put all the trains down under the ground

Cop: buy a token now
For a ride that's super-wow
On the subway

All: subway!

(scene changes to inside the subway train as they all cram in, bert's hanging onto a strap)

All: (talking at once)

Bert: uh, excuse me...

Lady in fur: you should say you're sorry!

Bert: hi, kermit.

Man with mustache: squeeze inside the door

Little boy: there's no room for any more

Both: on the subway

All: subway!

Hip dude: hang onto the strap

Lady: wonder where they hid the map?

Both: on the subway

All: subway!

Prairie dawn: if you're in a hurry take the express

Kermit: it will go right by your local address

Red-haired man with mustache: swaying to and fro
It's the only way to go
On the subway

All: subway!

Ohhhhh..... (sounds like the sound a train makes when it passes by)

Kermit: my stop just went by

All: ohhhhh...

Prairie dawn: hey, your thumb's in my eye

All: ohhhhh....

Hip dude: it's so hot, i could die

All: anyway, everyway, anywhere

Bert: packed inside a train
It's too crowded to complain
On the subway

All: subway!

Old woman: you could lose your purse
Or you might lose something worse
On the subway

All: subway!

Hip guy: it's the biggest travel bargain in town

Yet another woman: the longest running show underground

Man with mustache: come on, slip inside
You'll get taken for a ride
On the subway

Kermit: where's that?

All: on the subway!

(for some reason, some of them begin to dance with each other!)

Prairie dawn: if you're in a hurry, take the express

Kermit: it will go right by your local address

All: buy a token now
For a ride that's super-wow
On the subway!
On the subway!
On the subway!
On the subway!
On the subway!
Ohhhh.....

(the train stops and everyone piles out, except bert and the cop)