Il testo della The m who came to dinner

Man (standing near a doorway): i've invited a friend over to have a little dinner.
(a capital m enters and gazes into the room. we see a long table loaded with all kinds of food and drink.)
M: mmm! mmmmmm, mmmmmm!
Man: go ahead. dig right in. make yourself at home.
M (who is already on the table): mmmm, marvelous! mmmm, meat! (gulps down the whole slab and drinks a full glass of wine.) mmmm, marshmallows! (tosses them down, one after the other.) mmmm, munch! (eats up something i never could identify.) mmmmmmm! mmmm, mmmmm! magnificent!
(man is staring openmouthed as m devours one thing after another.)
M: mmmmm, milk! (downs a whole glassful.) mmmmm, melon! (gobbles it up and keeps noshing down until every dish is empty.) mmmmm, mmmm, mmmmm!
Man: i say, you're just about the greediest, rudest letter i ever saw! you ate up everything!
M: mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmmmm! (hops down from table.)
Man: i'm telling you, never invite an m over to your house for dinner! (m rubs against his ankles, but he walks offscreen.) no, don't try to make up with me. next time, i'll invite a ... a j, or a polite q. but not another m! (m starts munching until nothing is left on the screen, leaving it dark.)