Il testo della I just can't help myself

I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself

There i go, here i go, where i go, i don't know
I just can't help myself, so
Why do i do, what i do, when i do
Well, i can say so or i just don't know

Boys will be boys and what they usually say
That's the how and the why, that i act this way
That's the end of the line, i run out of rhyme
That ain't no crime so it's milk it out time

Let's see, i know it's some cosmic force
Causing my mind, you go,
Just wait out of course to another dimension
Not only of site and sound but of being a clown

Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat or a loud mouth brat
Well, i am all that, so if you ask me, why
I'm always in such a mess
Well, ha, i just can't help myself

Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself

A very great lady, once said it right
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bike
There i go again sister know it all
No friends at all, 'cause i make them crawl

I can help showing off, all that i know
The whats can do, well is the wheres i could go
I know, it's makes the family very uptight
I know, it isn't right, but i do it every night

I'm probably don't belong here, i'm certainly were wrong here
Every night i have a dream, more like a nightmare
I see myself being born, mum and dad are there
But it's not marge and it's not homer

Switched in a cradle, no wonder i'm a goner
I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelve
I know, i shouldn't think it, but
I just can't help myself

Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself

Just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself

Hey, you know, i kinda like this thing
It's sort of like music, but you don't have to sing
You got none of the work and all of the fun
Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun

By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't hurt
A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert

Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
I wouldn't wanna sleep to a roast beef dinner

Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
Hot rolls and butter, lettuce and tomatoes
I know, i shouldn't eat it, i got to keep my health
What's the hey, i can't help me

Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself
Can't help me, i just can't help myself

Just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
I just can't help myself, i just can't help myself
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