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Micheal ellis is a mushroom (overgrown fungi)
His mum produces cream for gregs
(dont buy the split cream donuts)
His face is disfigured
Just like his mums cream

(chorus)
Noooooooooooooooo
Noooooooooooooooo
Dont buy the split cream donuts
Noooooooooooooooo
Noooooooooooooooo
Cause ellis is a mushroom
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Micheal wants to shove his bollock(he only has 1)
In wills sister
But she just says "hey guys get out the way"
(she wants to snap his mushroom head off)
So fuck dat motherfucker

(chorus)
Noooooooooooooooo
Noooooooooooooooo
Dont buy the split cream donuts
Noooooooooooooooo
Noooooooooooooooo
Cause ellis is a mushroom
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Every time he says "hey guys" i wanna kill dat motherfucker
Do the world a massive favour
Stick ur throat in da nearest fucking razor

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mushroom
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey guys
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mushroom
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey guys

I cant take it any more
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh