Il testo della Zoo song

When i was a kid i used to go to the zoo once a year
And each time my mother used to tell me
If you’re a naughty kid you’re gonna turn into a pig
But i hate the pigs
I don’t wanna turn into a pig
So i used to feed the pig
But the pig they hated me
And she said oh look at this one
It must be your cousin over there
And that was very scary

When i was a kid i used to go to the zoo once a year
And each time my brother used to tell me
Do you know your grandpa used to be a monkey ?
But i can’t believe it
I don’t wanna be the daughter of a monkey
So i used to give peanuts to the monkey
But the monkey they hated me
I used to try to be friend with the monkey
But they don’t want to be friend with me

When i was a piggy i used to go to the real world once a year
And each time mummy piggy used to tell me
Beware of the kids they can turn you into ham
But i hate the kids they laugh at me when they see me
So i used to try to be nice with the kids
But all they wanted is to eat my mummy
I used to try to be nice with the kids
But all they wanted is to eat my daddy too

And now i’m scared of people
I wanna scream all you animals
And now i’m scared of parents
All i want to say is why do you lie ?
Parents don’t be stupid
Never lie to your kids
Parents don’t be stupid
Never lie to your kids
Parents don’t be stupid
Never lie to your kids