Il testo della Relax (reload parody)

(hook)
Spend the whole day on my back
So why don't you relax, relax, re-relax in peace
Relax, relax, re-relax in peace
So leave a message i'ma have to call you back
I want you to relax, relax, re-relax in peace
Relax, relax, re-relax in peace

Relax relax
Relax, relax, re-relax in peace

(verse 1)
First off we gon do it like this just relax take it off
Lay down on yo back just relax i'm a stroke
Stroke yo body til it collapse just relax
I got this girl, i got this girl
I'm a take you to my world just relax
Just listen to the beat and think of me just relax
I'm a kill that pussy straight murder that shit
And i'm a eat it eat it eat it then lick it til it slaps aye
I'm a freak lil mama just call me daddy
And i promise to god i'm a make you happy
And she don't speak no spanish but she call me papi
Oh oh girl i swear if you put that pussy on me i'll lose my muthafuckin mind
I can't get my thoughts together and i'm lost up in there
And i can't even remember my name until you scream it scream it scream it

(hook)
My two way's in the trunk of my car
So why don't you relax, relax, re-relax in peace
Relax, relax, re-relax in peace
So you ain't got to worry about that
I want you to relax, relax, re-relax in peace
Relax, relax, re-relax in peace

(verse 2)
And when i eat it eat it eat it got you goin crazy crazy crazy
Now you beggin for me to put it back in...
I'm a freak lil mama just call me daddy
And i promise to god that i'm a make you happy
And she don't speak no spanish but she call me papi
You might be going crazy about ed sheeran being the ginger prince
Tired of paying taxes, yeah
Tired of y'all searching my car, why why
I need to be relaxing
Sipping cris and eating caviar, oh yeah
I'm tired of baby mama (oh so tired)
Always blowing up my phone

(hook)
Spend the whole day on my back
So why don't you relax, relax, re-relax in peace
Relax, relax, re-relax in peace

Relax, relax, re-relax in peace