Il testo della Surprise, surprise

Hey there love, let's get to catching up
'cause i've been thinking those thoughts
That must have slipped my mind
That time that i left you there that night

I replied, "let me remind you of the guy
You failed to mention all along
'cause your actions have consequences
And these are them"

I'll be your friend in hell until then i despise you
And i probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like this
'cause this is more than i can take

I don't mean to leave angry
This is by your own device
I'm sure this comes as no surprise

Hey there babe, don't mean to cut you off
But i've heard enough lies
And you're dying to get caught
I'll let you go call all your friends

"oh my god, let me describe to you this guy
His name is ken, he's in this band that writes
Such awful songs about me all the time
You're goddamn right

I'll be your friend in hell until then i despise you
And i probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like this
Well, this is more than i can take

I don't mean to leave angry
This is by your own device
I'm sure this comes as

Oh i'm fine, just let me lie here for a while
'cause i've been staying up, yeah, hanging up all night
Oh, i express the wrong intention of you have
To a hopeless case, to a short headache
To a choice you made, to the reason why i
To the reason why i say

I'll be your friend in hell until then i despise you
And i probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like you

I'm sure this comes as no surprise
(i can't take, i can't take this)
(surprise, surprise)
I'm sure this comes as no surprise
(no, i can't take)
(surprise, surprise)