Il testo della Beelz

(intro)
I figured since i wrote a song about you know god and jesus and all that i would have to give the opposition equal time.

(song)
Ever since first man has walked this earth i have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you cannot deny
My name is satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm satan, woo hoo!

Mephistopheles

My real name is beelzebub, but you can call me beelz
I love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then i'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then i'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell..
Th my name is satan. ah hah!

To carry on my evil ways i went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every zeppelin album
I'm in all rush limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the boston red sox even had a chance

And if i want to eat your soul, i'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, i don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck charlie daniels i don't care if he can fiddle
I'm satan.

The devil went down to georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
That's fucking bullshit because i wouldn't be caught dead in georgia
Ok, it's like oh my god!
Six, six, six!

(outro)
Satan! look, that's just how i picture him. you fucking think of whatever you want.