Il testo della Don't step on the grass

Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
Finally found a program, gonna deal with mary jane
Ready for a trip into hate land

Obnoxious joe comes on a screen
Along with his guest self-righteous sam
And one more guy who doesn't count
His hair and clothes are too far out

While pushin' back his glasses
Sam is sayin' casually, "i was elected by the masses"
And with that in mind he starts to unwind
A vicious attack on the finest of grasses

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(don't step on the grass, sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(don't be such an ass, sam)

It will hook your sue and johnny
(you're so full of bull, sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)

Misinformation sam and joe are feeding to the nation
But the one who didn't count, counted them out
By exposing all their false quotations
Faced by a very awkward situation
This is all he'd say to save the day

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(don't step on the grass, sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(don't be such an ass, sam)

It will hook your sue and johnny
(you're so full of bull, sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)

You waste my coin sam, all you can
To jail my fellow man
For smoking all the noble weed
You need much more than him

You've been telling lies so long
Some believe they're true
So they close their eyes to things
You have no right to do

Just as soon as you are gone
Hope will start to climb
Please don't stay around too long
You're wasting precious time

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(don't step on the grass, sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(don't be such an ass, sam)

It will hook your sue and johnny
(you're so full of bull, sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)