Il testo della Maxwell's silver hammer

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with her a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"can i take you out to the pictures jo-o-o-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang! bang! maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! clang! maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again maxwell plays the fool again

Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "i must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang! bang! maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Clang! clang! maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
P.c. thirty-one said "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh,