Il testo della Homecoming

Last week i flew to san diego to see my auntie
On day one i met her hot step-daughter
She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tanned
As she stepped out of her massive car
I could only notice she was more than fuckable
I think she was coming back from the game or something
'cause she was holding those silly pompoms
On day two i fucked her and it was wild
She is such a slut

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like i like it shes got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182

Ok, listen girls
I met the hottest guy ever
Basically as i was stepping out of my s.u.v.
I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever
Who cares?
Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair
And the cutest british accent ever
Atraight away i could tell he was a rocker
With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me
Mmm he is totally awesome
Oh my god i think i'm in love

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was dirty a dream came true
Just like i like it shes got nice tits
It was perfect a dream came true
Just like a song by blink182

I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
I fucked my american cunt
I loved my english romance
It was so nice to meet you
Pleasure is mine i do like you
Come to cancun for springbreak
I'll think about it it could be great.

And don't forget to send me a "friend request".

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