Il testo della My first xmas, as a woman
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With christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - i never wanted army men of basketballs, - i only wanted pantyhose and barbie dolls - and dressing up in mother's clothing. - my whole life i've been feeling only feminine - it always seemed so useless trying to be a man - now that's a ghost of christmas past - now it feels like the very first time, - 'cause it's going to be the very first time, - that christmas feels right to me. - and i know that i'm looking good - just like a real girl should- - it's my first christmas as a woman - a doctor reconstructed my genitals - and now i'm waiting underneath the mistletoe - for a guy who could love a girl like me. - i took the hormones and i got my breasts - this season's gonna be the best to me. - i won't have to tuck it behind me - since i got my brand new vagina - it's my first christmas as a woman. - chop if off! chop if off! chop if off! - my penis, chop it off - it's no use to me. - cut it off! - chop it off! chop it off! - my penis, cut it off so i can finally be - a woman... - now i'm finally happy 'cause i made my goal - to be a post operation transsexual. - now i'm a pretty lady - now it feels like the very first time, - 'cause it's going to be the very first time, - that christmas feels right to me. - 'cause i know that i'm looking good - just like a real girl should- - it's my first christmas as a woman
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