Il testo della Gangnam style parody

I got a cat, and when you squeeze him he goes (eeeeaaaaahhhh)
Found an egg inside this vacuum, that smelled like hair spray, mmm
My lips are really chapped, so then i drank a gallon of milk
I pop balloons when i eat brownies cause i'm hotter then your pet bird

I like narwhals, i like llamas
I go shopping in pajamas
Then i go home, take a big nap
My body is hairy and i like mayonnaise

Patty cake, patty cake
I just made a patty cake
I look like a squirrel when i ride my bike
The kids say me a louis look alike

Bicycles are really awesome, until you get hit
By a bear by bear by a girl
Baby bananas are so much cuter then this brown thing
What the heck is that?
Oh you fancy huh
What the heck is that
Oh you fancy huh
What the heck is that
Oh you fancy huh
Uh, what the heck is that
Oh you fancy huh

Everybody squeeze a cat
Everybody pet a cat
Everybody pet your friend
Everybody climb a tree
Whoo, let's go!

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick
Oh, yeah, and drake
Oh, hey, a snake
Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick
Oh, yeah, and steak
Oh, hey, a rake

We got the swagger that makes your grandma go insane
Drinking tea while doing heal flips is a skill i learned in spain
I'm secretly batman, but no one ever has a clue
I save the world from pure destruction, and i grew up in the zoo

I can do the monkey bars with both my eyes closed,
I can also fly into the sky cause i got wings
Well this is awkward i'm a penguin i can read your mind
I like to eat my pocky under trees
This is my bff, omg

Bicycles are really awesome, until you get hit
By a bear by bear by a girl
Baby bananas are so much cuter then this brown thing
What the heck is that?
Oh you fancy huh
What the heck is that
Oh you fancy huh
What the heck is that
Oh you fancy huh
Uh, what the heck is that
Oh you fancy huh

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick
Oh, yeah, and drake
Oh, hey, a snake
Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick
Oh, yeah, and steak
Hey spiderman!

(not sung) (oh hey boys
It's me
Are you ready for the overdrive of a lifetime?
You are!
Well here's what you gotta do
See that horse right there?
Get on it.
And ride it!)

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick
Oh, yeah, and drake
Oh, hey, a snake
Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick
Oh, yeah, and steak
Hey spiderman!
Oh you fancy, huh?