Il testo della You and a box of handkerchiefs

Oh i never sneeze when you're around,
And you never think i have a cold,
But when i'm all alone i i ityshoo i need,
You and a box of handkerchiefs...

My nose never runs when you're around,
And you never think i have the flu,
But when i really do i i ityshoo i need,
You and a box of handkerchiefs...

I catch a cold easy
When i'm feeling sneezy,
What i really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me
It's you i need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...

Everytime i go out i get the flu,
I'm okay one minute then i start sneezing again,
I sneeze here i sneeze there i'm always sneezing everywhere...

Oh i never sniff when you're around,
And you never think i'm really ill,
Oh but i tell you still i i ityshoo i need,
You and a box of handkerchiefs.