Il testo della Half a man (2001 - remaster)

All my days
I live with my disgrace
I? m afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear

See i was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don? t have a matching set
It? s a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don? t stare

Well i? m a gambling man with out two dice
I? m like uncle ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But i? m half a man
Yeah, i? m half a man

Wanna die
End it all, just call it quits
I can? t find a cup that fits
And at baseball games i feel so dumb
When i hear? ball one?

Oh, my god
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that? s there must feel so sad
He? s a lonely man

Well i? m a marathon runner with just one leg
I? m a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, i want another testi
Do i have to beg?
I? m half a man

Well i? m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And i? m a siskel and an ebert with just one thumb
And i? m a yo ho ho with no bottle of rum
I? m just half a man
Yeah, i? m half a man