Il testo della We lie, we cheat, we steal - eddie & chavo guerrero

(chavo) orale eddie
(eddie) orale chavito!
(chavo) looking good homes
(eddie) ahh? you too vato!
(chavo) not as good as me baby
(eddie) ha, you wish ese! hey check it out homes
(eddie) watch this here man, look at the mamacita walking down the street
(chavo) hey baby!
(*both) you wanna ride in our lowrider?

(chorus: eddie & chavo guerrero)
We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!
We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!

(verse one) + (girl)
(c) what's up ladies? it's chavo and eddie!
(e) we came to have fun
(c) and we're ready!
(e) to get down with the mamacitas
(c) yeah, all the foxy señoritas
(e) come here girl, just take my hand (no!)
(c) even if you have a man
(e) he can't do the things we can (*gasp*)
(c) eddie and chavo rule this land!
(e) si mon ese!
(e) we don't ever get caught for nothing (nada?)
(c) nada! you know why?
(e) because we lie - check it out homes
(e) we win every game we play (porque? no)
(c) hey! cause we cheat all day! (que perdido)
(e) everything you have, we want it
(*) yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it (no te puedes a tener)
(e) bring it on, if you think you're bad
(c) it'll be the worst day you ever had
(e) orale chavito

(chorus)

(verse two) + (girl)
(c) i'm the c to the h to the a-v-o
(e) i'm the e double d-i-e you know
(c) we eat all you wimps like a sandwich
(tu siempres ? de comer)
(*) bilingual! (bilingues?)
(e) you can't even speak spanish!
(*cursing them out*)
(c) new lowrider everyday
(e) steal a new one, throw the old one away
(c) just like the girls (*gasp*) find' em and forget 'em
(c) they wanna sit up front
(e) but don't let 'em!
(c) they may be hot (*sizzling*)
(e) but it's not worth it
(e) put 'em in the back seat
(c) more room
(e) that's perfect
(c) she has a boyfriend
(e) i don't care (papi!)
(e) one look at her, she wants to be here (ooh papi ? me contigo)
(e) we have muchas mamacitas (i want to sit up front)
(*) eddie and chavo get all the chicas!

(chorus) - repeat 2x w/ ad libs

(over chorus)
(c) hey baby, let me clear off the seat for you
(e) orale mami, let's step out our car baby
(e) i'll show you who your papi is
(e) orale vato, you look like a sissy to me homes
(c) i thought it was just another ugly chick homes
(e) hey man you coulda confused me too

(outro)
(c) hey sissy boy, come here
(e) yeah man, come here vato
(c) which one's the mamacita? i couldn't tell
(e) no, neither could i now
(c) orale vato
(e) come over here man
(e) we'll show you what a real man is like
(*) you wanna ride in our lowrider?
(c) our lowrider is so dope
(e) your ass will drag on the pavement
(c) ha ha!