Lyrics of The centaur

Most people are curious
And wanna get dirt on
The centaur; i'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But i'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am beauty and the beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so i'm famous for it
"freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a centaur for chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really i'm old-fashioned
And i'm quite well-built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that i belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
Is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like i'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my undercarriage because i'm a centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
'cause they think i look funny
But i'm lookin' for true love
Not cookies and crumbs
More than a sore thumb - i have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
And wanna get dirt on
The centaur; i'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But i'm built like a horse from the waist down

Most people are curious
And wanna get dirt on
The centaur; i'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man

Call me "country"

So handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative
Awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, i am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur
Historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho,
Watch out now,
I am furry and furious

Most people are curious
And wanna get dirt on
The centaur.