Lyrics of Too drunk...

I hit the bottle in the morning
In the summertime.
I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way.

I find a party by the ocean,
Buy the cheapest wine,
Call up my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dime bag,
Corduroys, and colored sleeves,
A bindle and some lsd.

Now i'm just lookin' for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my name.

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get fucked up every night!

I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all day.
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but i have to say...
I'm too drunk to fuck!

Now the party was jumpin'
And the girls were fine,
With the lipstick summer glaze!

I got so many women
Comin' after me
I put some pussy on lay-away.

I was smoked out,
Torn up,
Drunk as fuck
And i wouldn't want to change a thing!

Young and dumb
And full of cum
With the sugar loaded candy cane!

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!

Trying to get fucked up every night!

I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh! i'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but i have to say...
I'm too drunk to fuck ya

Oh! i'm to drunk to fuck ya!

I can't eat,
Can't sleep,
And i'm bored as fuck.
And the girl i want just walked away.

She just found out
I'm too drunk to fuck
It looks like i'm not gettin laid.

I could spend my lifetime gettin' high!
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get fucked up every night!

I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh! i'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, i'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry but i have to say...
I'm too drunk to fuck ya!
Too drunk to fuck ya!
Yeah! i'm too drunk to fuck ya!
Too drunk to fuck ya!
(repeated)
Some one help me!
Lord have mercy,
Please, somebody help me!
I can't even fuckin breathe!
I'm too drunk to fuck! ("what!?" in clean version)