Lyrics of Stinkin' problem

Parody of stinkin' problem by david ball (ball/shamblin/ziff). almo music corp./hayes street music/emi-april music (ascap). low country music/new court music (bmi).
New lyrics by cledus t. judd (no relation), blt publishing (bmi)

Yes i admit i've got a stinkin problem
Pheeeew
Ban roll on just won't do
I soaked in clorox bleach
Lysol and pine sol too

Yes i admit i've got a stinkin problem
I filled the tub right to the top
I'll start with my brillo pad
But i don't know when to stop

I wake up and right away
A foul odor hits my nose
What's my sweat glands start to pour
I'll stink from my head down to my toes

Yes i admit i've got a stinkin problem
Aqua velva can't cut through
Calgon won't take me away
Mr bubbles just says "pew"

Yes i admit i've got a stinkin problem
Put dr scholl's in my flip flops
Then i'll scrub my private parts
But i don't know when to stop

I've been called some filthy names
Why you no good little...
And a lot of dirty words
Son of a...
I'm in a funk but just the same
I refuse to be deterred

Deterred???

Yes i admit i've got a stinkin problem
Even lye soap won't remove
Ivory liquid and irish spring
I even tried my dog's shampoo

(woof)

Yes i admit i've got a stinkin problem
Smell like a hog knee deep in slop
I wore out my loofah pad
Maybe i should try a mop

David ball might have had him a hit
But cledus t.'s done stunk it up