Lyrics of Tool timer

He works nine to five, five to nine, 99 point 9 per cent of the time,
A motorhead with a bed in the back of his shop.
Hes got his eyes on the clock until that snap-on truck comes.
He shops like a chick, he buys it all on credit, maxed out yeah, but he dont regret it.
Cause hes in high demand a mans man a modern day wrench slinger with a cellie in his hand

Hes a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
He dont use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst man hell jump on the web.
Yeah hes flexible takes ious or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
Hes got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl

Hes got about ten different 9/16s, open end box and everything in between.
Penlight in his pocket, mcgyver meets crockett, if it takes a tool to do it right i guarantee ya hes got it.
Has a tool box lined with gold with a centerfold foldout taped to the side so hes good to go,
Hes standard and metric, hydraulic electric, daylight to dark shop doors open and hes hectic.

Hes a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
He dont use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst man hell jump on the web.
Yeah hes flexible takes ious or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
Hes got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl.

One of those white tank top tight jean jaw dropping missus,
To knock him off his feet so sweet like mamas country kisses.
Someone pretty as a pearl with bouncing blonde curls,
Someone to rock his world and be a tool timer girl

Hes a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
He dont use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst hell just jump on the web.
Yeah hes flexible takes ious or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
Hes got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl

One of those white tank top tight jean jaw dropping missus,
To knock him off his feet so sweet like mamas country kisses.
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