Lyrics of The puking song

When i have to puke at night
I can be so indiscreet
I don't run down to the john
I just throw up on my sheets
I puke on the pillow and i puke on my floor
It smells so bad it makes me puke some more
I'm lying in puke six inches deep
So i just smile and go back to sleep

(chorus)
Oh, how i love to sleep in vomit
You don't know the joy i get from it
Waking up to the smell of spew
Makes me shout i love you!

When i wake up it's almost noon
That rotten smell goes through my room
I take a whiff it smells okay
So i rise to greet the brand new day

(chorus)

When i have to puke at night
I can be so indiscreet
I don't run down to the john

Then he just says the line "i just throw up on my sheets"
For the rest of the song which is about another minute