Il testo della You caught me spankin it
Stephen Lynch
I came down to the breakfast table
Felt like i could die
I tried so hard but wasn't able
To look you in the eye
For i am feeling so much shame
Yes i have brought disgrace
I can tell i've soiled my good name, by the look upon your face
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin' it, i was really crankin it
So dry your eyes, dont be so sad
If you could just forgive me
And talk to me dad
Talk to me dad.
No i didnt hear you enter no i didnt hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
Now burnt into your brain is an image you depise
Like blood and guts and starvin' kids and stevie wonder's eyes
Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin' it i was really crankin it
Well dry your eyes, dont be so sad
But i wouldnt use those tissues theyve already been had,
Talk to me dad
Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So i said, could you close the door i really wanna finish
Now the daddy im ashamed and id completley understand if you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
Well it seemed last night you caught me spankin it
No use denyin' it well i was really crankin it
Well dry your eyes, dont be so sad
Just because it was your bed, its not that bad
When i was only seventeen you told me it was dirty so it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty
But you cannot tell me dad you have never had a whack at the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack
Well it seems last night, you caught me spankin it
No use denyin it was really crankin it
Now dry your eyes and don't be sad, but i wouldnt use those tissues they've already been, just because it was your bed its not that, oh daddy daddy please forgive me, and talk to me dad.
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